A Girl and Her Dogs

“Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well.”

- Bonnie Wilcox ‘Old Dogs, Old Friends’

My little dog — a heartbeat at my feet.

–Edith Wharton.

Outside of a dog, a man’s best friend is a book; inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
–Groucho Marx.

The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
–Margot Kaufman, American writer

The great pleasure of a dog is that you make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you,

he will make a fool of himself too.
–Samuel Butler

I know that dogs are pack animals, but it is difficult to imagine a pack of standard poodles…and if there was such a thing as a pack of standard poodles, where would they rove to? Bloomingdale’s?
–Yvonne Clifford, American actress

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
–Ogden Nash

A guy wanted the vet to cut his dog’s tail off. The vet asked why. Well, my mother in law is visiting next month and I want to eliminate any possible indication that she is welcome.

I have a great dog. She’s half Lab, half pit bull. A good combination.

Sure, she might bite off my leg, but she’ll bring it back to me.

–Jimi Celeste

“Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”

Mark Twain