A Girl and Her Dogs

My Labrador retriever had a nervous breakdown. I kept throwing him a boomerang.

Nick Arnette

I have a dog so mean, he ate the neighbor’s weenie dog. Now he’s a bratweiler.

Nick Arnette

If my dog is barred by the heavenly guard
We’ll both of us brave the heat!

W. Dayton Wedgefarth

My sunshine doesn’t come from the skies,
It comes from the love in my dog’s eyes.

Unknown Poet

Thorns may hurt you, men desert you, sunlight turn to fog;
but you’re never friendless ever, if you have a dog.

Douglas Mallock

When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

Edward Abbey

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

~Ben Williams

“Dogs are our link to paradise.

They don’t know evil or jealousy or discontent.

To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden,

where doing nothing was not boring–it was peace.”

- Milan Kundera

“I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn’t excited to meet my dog.

I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother.”

- Bonnie Schacter, Founder of the Single Pet Owner’s Society Singles Group

“In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semihuman.

The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.”

- Edward Hoagland